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Grandpa’s Cheese

HARDCOVER $29.98 / PAPERBACK $23.39

In the tradition of humor anthologies like those of Steve Martin's Pure Drivel, Woody Allen's Getting Even, and the author's favorite, Jack Douglas' Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver, SK Morton has cobbled together some of his own essays, short stories, and other illegible tripe, to form Grandpa's Cheese.
With the book divided into sections featuring unauthorized autobiographical works, fictional non-fiction, and original plagiarized stories, Grandpa's Cheese is guaranteed to provide, a minimum of, two sympathy chuckles.

Still not sold? Neither was Harper Collins.

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Here’s what Alonzo Bodden had to say about Grandpa’s Cheese:

 
 

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Get a Hardcover or Paperback version with SK’s personalized autograph for you. $23.39 to $29.98

MortonPiece Theater Presents: SK’s series of “Childish” books that can be read along with animated videos. $8.99 to $21.99

Authentic Lousy SF Walking Tour drawstring backpack. $5.00

You Should All Be Ashamed of Yourselves is the first comedy album by SK and was recorded the night of his release of Grandpa’s Cheese. $9.99

A mug to commemorate the launch & tour of SK’s Grandpa’s Cheese. $15.00

Lousy SF Walking Tour fridge magnet. $1.95

If you don’t care about the physical stuff; you’re spiritual but not religious (superstitious), here’s You Should All Be Ashamed of Yourselves in digital format. It’s the exact same amount of funny (Sorry). $8.99

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SF Map Bamboo Cutting Board

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