Professional headshot of SK Morton with a full beard wearing a black-and-white checkered blazer and white shirt against a gray background.
Professional headshot of SK Morton with a full beard wearing a black-and-white checkered blazer and white shirt against a gray background.

SK Morton

The Stanley Kubrick of Humor Writers*

*Designation pending

SK Morton has made it his mission to produce an entertaining, thoughtful, humorous tome in every genre of literature (except the dirty stuff) and make it a solid read—though most of his attempts so far have collapsed under mild scrutiny.

He’s the kind of writer who makes you feel like you’re in on something slightly smarter than you’d expect from a knuckle-dragger like him, but slightly dumber than anything you’ve previously used to line a birdcage. His tone sits somewhere between informed and intentionally unhelpful.

Latest Release


Looking Forward: 2012 - 2087

In Looking Forward, his first novella, SK Morton considers what it might mean to finally get things right. Gilbert Rochdale Eastman—scientist, inventor, and increasingly confident man—develops a system capable of modeling possible outcomes for any decision with remarkable accuracy, and then, somewhat inevitably, begins improving the world with it. The results are immediate, measurable, and difficult to argue with.

When he discovers that he can communicate with a woman from the future who informs him that some of his views from his own time are no longer considered moral in her time, he makes adjustments. He improves the adjustments. He continues.

The more effective the system becomes, the less room there seems to be for the people using it. The result is a growing dependence on certainty, a shrinking tolerance for error, and the quiet sense that every day is being solved out of existence.

Looking Forward is a darkly comic sci-fi satire about moral perfection and unintended consequences.

“This book is trending toward pretty damn incredible.”
— Jeff Battis, Buyer, Books by the Bay
“What a fun read! …It was witty, clever, and discreetly poignant.”
— Enna Noir

Books by SK Morton

Looking Forward: 2012-2087

SK’s dark humor sci-fi satire

Grandpa’s Cheese

SK’s humor anthology

MortonPiece Theater Presents

SK’s series of “childish” books, accompanied by animations

Why Are We Here?

102 humorous meeting openers

SK Morton, Chris Tabish & Randy Von Felt

Upcoming Titles

MortonPiece Theater
Episode 4

SK’s “childish” retelling of The Grasshopper and the Ants

Coming Winter 2026

Book cover titled 'I Left My Heart in San Francisco & All I Got Was This Lousy Rash' featuring a woman in a gray sweater taking a selfie in a city with damaged buildings and debris, with the subtitle 'An ostensible guide to the inns and outings of the city by the bay' and author SK Morton.

I Left My Heart in San Francisco & All I Got Was This Lousy Rash

SK’s humorous San Francisco visitor’s guide

Coming Summer 2027

Book cover for 'Leaving Some on the Table' by Tammy Foxx with SK Morton, featuring a woman in a white business suit walking past a table with a rolled-up $100 bill on it.

Leaving Some on the Table

A humor business book by
Tammy Foxx & SK Morton

Coming Autumn 2027