Humor Writer. Clean Comedian. Tour Guide.

A colorful illustration of San Francisco featuring the Golden Gate Bridge, Transamerica Pyramid, Alcatraz Island, a lighthouse, Coit Tower, and a cityscape with a cable car in the foreground, sunny sky with clouds and a seagull.
A lively comedy club with an audience laughing and enjoying a stand-up performance. The stage has a microphone and a stool with a drink, and a neon sign reads 'San Francisco Comedy Club.' The background shows a cityscape with a bridge and evening sky, and the brick walls are decorated with comedy posters.

Welcome to the official website of SK Morton. This is either intentional or a remarkable series of small mistakes.

Cartoon of SK Morton wearing a yellow and black polo shirt, beige pants, and black shoes, standing confidently with hands on hips.
Cartoon of SK Morton wearing a black shirt with gold embroidery, beige pants, black shoes, holding a microphone, and raising his index finger.

What would you like to do?

I want to walk around San Francisco with a stranger.

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WALKING TOURS

I want to read something clever.

Two books, one titled 'Looking Forward 2012-2087' with an illustration of a person walking and factory smokestacks, and the other titled 'Grandpa's Cheese' with an illustration of an elderly man in a red robe holding cheese.

BOOKS

Professional headshot of SK Morton, humor author, clean stand-up comedian, and San Francisco tour guide.

So… Who is SK Morton?

SK Morton writes humorous fiction, performs clean stand-up comedy, and operates one of San Francisco’s highest-rated walking tours. His work combines sharp wit, understated humor, and characters who are often far more confident than qualified. Whether you’re here for a novel, a comedy performance, or an unforgettable walk through San Francisco, you’ve made at least one reasonable decision today.

Experience SK Morton

Awards & Recognition

Award emblem for the Travel & Hospitality Awards 2020, recognizing SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour as the Walking Tour Company of the Year in California, with black laurel leaves surrounding the text and a black diamond-shaped logo at the top.
Award badge for Lux Life Travel & Tourism, 2019, Best Historic Tour - San Francisco, recognizing SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour, featuring a black and white laurel wreath design.
Black and white award emblem with laurel branches, featuring the text: "THA Travel & Hospitality Award Winner, Innovative Tour Company of the Year, California, 2018, SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour."
Award plaque from San Francisco Bay Guardian for Best of the Bay 2017, recognizing SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour.
Award emblem for the 7x7 Best of the Bay Area Reader's Choice 2016, recognizing SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Podcast as the best off-the-wall experience or event, surrounded by black laurel branches.