Ep 9 - Out of the Microphones of Babes
One undeniable truth of life: Whether you're a failing sitcom or struggling in an unhappy marriage, the only solution is to add a kid. Who are we to argue with desperation? This week we introduce 10 year-old, Noah S. Tonight it quickly becomes evident that, soon, SK will either be replaced by Noah, or dead by his hands.
We start with a call-back for last week's candidate for co-host, Suzy L. Suzy immediately establishes her Lousy Podcast bonafides by utterly failing during the intro. Then we reacquaint ourselves with the Bohemian Club by discussing Suzy's club connections and reviewing the photographs of the Bohemian Grove that she had promised in an earlier email.
We also premier a couple of tunes that are sure to become anthems for this generation while discussing the lousy Tour and its two meager reviews of the last week.
Of course the real fun comes when we interview Noah and learn everything he knows about San Francisco's national landmark, Cable Cars. We interrupt that history minute with a poorly cut commercial for Bridal Fitness Coach and eventually, as is per our usual, end up talking about Star Wars.
By the time Babette shows up all in the studio audience and most of the guests are asleep so she tucks us in with a quick anti-immigration follow-up interview of Noah and turns out SK's lights.
Starved for Attention Quarterly says: "Of SK Morton's most recent podcasts, this episode is number 9."
Suzy L. said she'd bring pictures of the Bohemian Club if..
...SK brought pictures of snow in SF - Including Suzy's neigborhood of Twin Peaks