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A humor anthology twenty-five years in the making, Grandpa’s Cheese blends essays, sketches, and illustrated absurdity into one deeply questionable narrative.

Influenced by the dry absurdity of Jack Douglas and Woody Allen, Morton takes readers through autobiographical fragments, philosophical detours, and stories that may or may not belong to him. He explores childhood, marriage, fatherhood, travel, the occasional medical emergency,and the limits of human patience—often within the same paragraph. Each piece builds toward a larger realization that no one, especially his wife, wants to hear where his grandpa bought his cheese.

Readers are encouraged to laugh, reflect, and, if possible, identify which parts were stolen.

Here are some reviews from national headliners:

Bobby Slayton: “SK is an extremely funny guy. Not as funny as me but he’s a much better writer. I think if we were one person we’d be talking a Pulitzer Prize”

Alonzo Bodden: “I know funny and I know words. Grandpa’s Cheese has both. Add in the stick igure illustrations ad a few pie charts, now SK’s bordering on genius. Read this book!”

Greg Fitzsimmons: “SK Morton has an IQ of 139. He uses all of those beautiful points to playfully and hilariously lay out his life for you to judge and enjoy.”

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sk Morton Creative

  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 20, 2022

  • Language ‏ : ‎ English

  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 268 pages

  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1737852608 (Paperback)

  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1737852605 (Hardcover)

  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.21 pounds

  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.75 x 9 inches

No really. Alonzo actually said that: