Ep 40 - Duplex Creme Sandwiches
Dearly beloved. We're gathered here today to listen to this thing called the Lousy Podcast.
Electric word Lousy, it means infested with lice, and that's a mighty small, wingless, blood-sucking insect. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - family.
An affiliation of parents and children in never ending embarrassment and shame where you can always count on "Mom" to let your secrets out day or night. And that's exactly what Pete's mom, Elaine, does this week. After describing her childhood back East, learning piano, and her career in teaching, she out's our very own Chantuer, Peter Feliciano, as an ugly woman trapped in an ugly man's body. Additionally we talk about Mel Gibson's biggest sin - stealing ideas from SK, SK's rock star past, and Prince.
So when you call up that shrink with a bad Jewish accent (You know the one - Dee Snyder), instead of asking him about how much longer you have to listen, ask him about who's coming up in future episodes.
Cause in the bomb shelter things are much harder than with your family. In the bomb shelter, you're with the Throng.