Ep 36 - Like Being In A Bar With No Alcohol
A spectre is haunting the web. The spectre of SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Podcast. All the powers of the internet have entered into a holy alliance to exercise this spectre and brand reproach upon its ineptitude. By this we infer that the powers-that-be acknowledge Lousy as a power in itself and encourage the Throng to meet this nursery tale of a spectre with a listless & beleaguered click on the ole Amazon Button.
The history of San Francisco hitherto is the history of business closures and hipsters. Corporatizing, Comodotizing and Synergy. The class struggle that comes from such can only lead to tangents about failed San Francisco Sitcoms, and cowboy movies with cute black chicks.
The Proletariat and Bourgeoisie alike must understand that if they are unable to find a way to co-exist then they will most assuredly face the wrath of earths new up and coming overlords: Coyotes, Raccoons, and piglets; of which the Throng will not oppose.
The position of SK's guest, Tony Long, in relation to the other illiterate occupants of the bomb shelter, conclude that the Marina district provides no means of production when it comes to salamander sales; North Beach is generally accepted as a haven for those wishing to live off the internet of Italian cafes and Herb Caen was apparently not of the 1% nor the 99% but rather that he was 80 proof.
Behold! That which soothes Babette's cockles.