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SK's Gifts To The Throng


Here's another city guide. This one from 1955. (21:19)


Sky Tram at the Clliff House in 1958 (Starts at 6:60)


Lousy Podcast Season 1 mix-tape



History of Bay Area booms in 3 1/2 minutes

Once a land of "vast solitude," the Bay Area is now home to more than 7 and half million people.This is how we got there...in 127 seconds.

Posted by KQED News on Friday, March 27, 2015

SK's Twitter Feed from @SKMortonFunny

SK Morton in the News

Walking Tours with Personality in Boston and San Francisco!

by zerveian on June 27, 2014

When it comes to walking tours, an excellent guide is just as important as the city he’s showing you! We’ve found a couple of the nation’s most shining personalities in tourism to share with you today. Pay a visit and experience a tour with charisma to spare!

San Francisco, CA: SK Morton’s Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour

© Nicolas Vollmer / Flickr / CC-BY-2.0

The hilarious SK Morton is at work on a book called I Left My Heart In San Francisco and All I Got Was This Lousy Rash, and he brings the same information and offbeat sense of humor to his walking history tours of the City by the Bay. From Downtown to Chinatown and beyond, SK is your go-to guy for a laugh and some local knowledge.

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