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SK Morton’s Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour
It’s What To Do When You Step In San Francisco
Choose From Multiple Tours
Tour 1: Downtown
From the Palace Hotel to the Dragon Gate, we probably won’t get lost ... but there are no guarantees.
Tour 3: Yerba Buena
Spanish for “Down with Earthquakes!” The Yerba Buena leg of the tour takes you above and below the city to get to the bottom of things to stay on top.
Tour 2: Chinatown
Everything you always thought you wanted to know about Chinatown. And NOW with No MSG!!!
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SK runs the lousiest walking tour in the City. Now he's turned his attention to annoying people on a scale befitting the world wide web.
The kids said they wanted videos so here’s a collection of travel tips, PSA’s, COMMERCIALS, and rantings to satisfy the illiterate.
SK started writing because of his love of typing. He put that together with his love of San Francisco and the results are mediocre at best.
Some “Highlights” of SK in the media
And How About A Little Merch